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Ayelet was a half-terran, half-Zen-Whoberis, one of the last of her kind. The reason for this stupid game? Cindy had already said something, and some people put down their thumb, but he hadn't heard her. Make me? Tony tries, and sounds hopeful. PETER? Worst idea ever, woke up on the ceiling with no memory of how I got there or how I was covered in glitter," I say and everyone nods. Which is pretty often. Guilty? Clint remembers reading Tony's file, and how much of it had culminated in Howard Stark and Tony's father issues. However, with the arrival of a new super nurse in New York, Steve Rogers and Bucky Barnes cant help but think she looks like their Avengers X Reader Preferences & One-Shots, Half Truths Lead to Misunderstandings (Not Dead, Update Coming Soon), Preferences/Imagines/x Readers *Book 2*(Requests open). Damn, and I have such an asphyxiation kink, too., Clint snorts. You go ahead, Tony, Steve says, and somehow manages not to sound condescending. There's only really been Bucky that I wanted to with. Ava stole a car and drove way to fast and got us pulled over," I say and Ava glares at me. Nope, Clint says. Clint feels safe and warm and a little loved, which is pretty much his peak moment when he's drunk. Wait, am I selling myself right here?, Clint chuckles. Tony actually fucking whoops, a fist in the air and everything. "Are you sure there's nothing you'd like to say Petey?" The Avengers Bunch Chapter 1: Never Have I Ever, an - fanfiction.net Clint can't help but laugh. Yes, Barton, I know you love me. But her voice is warm. Danny, Luke, Ava, Nova, Aunt Nat, Mom, Dad, Uncle Clint, Uncle Thor, Uncle Sam, Uncle Rohdey, Uncle Bucky, Uncle Steve, Uncle Bruce, Uncle Loki, Wanda, Vision, Scott, T'challa, Shuri, and Aunt May. left kudos on this work! Clint isn't exactly the once-a-year kind of guy himself, but he's pretty sure that Tony's number counts double of his own. Sometimes the only way we could eat was to dine and dash, Steve shrugged. Sort of. He's honest-to-god pulled out a huge array of soft, big, fluffy pillows so they can all settle there. Enjoy! Oh yeaaah. It's your choice., Yeah, but Tony makes an annoyed sound and rolls over so he's facing Clint. "Even if you don't believe the internship, I have heard from his Aunt May that he was saved by Iron Man at the Stark Expo when he was younger, so he has definitely seen the guy very close. Then Thor throws his head back and laughs, clinks his jug against Tony's bottle and takes a long swig. Clint's missed this more than he's missed the sex. #pepperpotts Steve looks a little uncomfortable at the thought of semi-lying which is really too cute but he settles and unscrews the cap on his bottle. Its more comfortable without anyway., In MY suit!? When he does, he brushes the warm body next to him, which oooh, really warm. Because it's better than watching you run. He sighs. Ask anyone. Your turn, L'oreal, Tony says and claps Thor on the back. These kids have been crushed by heavy ass building but here they are, walking it off like it was nothing. Tony's strangely generous in bed, actually. You owe me ten bucks, Clint says to Natasha, who shakes her head. I'm a weak, weak man., Clint smiles, but it feels odd on his face, and the last two months suddenly spin through his head to add an uncomfortable amount of evidence. Tony pouts. Which means he usually ends up getting way drunker than the rest, and with two superhumans, a demi-god, a borderline alcoholic and a Russian as his competitors, Clint is screwed before the questions even start. When they managed to get control of themselves- after about five minutes of uncontrollable laughter, Clint wiped away his tears and said, ok, ok, my turnnever have I ever googled sex addiction!. Oh fuck you honey bear, that was a targeted attack!. We've got all the fun questions left! He swirls his mostly-empty bottle and makes a thinky-face. Ok, so, never have I everperformed a strip tease, Steve said, moving the game forward. Clint flips him the bird without looking at him. Huh. 374 guests I haven't been there since I was a kid.. That in itself wouldn't be such a huge deal, because ideas are ideas and can be contained as long as they stay that way. Matt said. " Work Search: Watching Devi grow up with Mohan and Nalini feels like papercuts and pinpricks for Ben.But when Devi loses a father and becomes a kindred spirit,Ben gains the thing he always wanted most: a dad. "What? I'm gonna be down in the workshop for a while. Thor seems to think it's all hysterical. Pep-perrr. And he fumbles his phone out of his pockets to squint at the screen. Where you can ask anyway, even though you've done it? Tony seems to look mostly at Bruce, Natasha and Clint, since the two others haven't played this before. It's all fun and games until someone loses an eye, though, which is why Clint doesn't like playing it. I just had a shit handler once; treated me like the dirt under his shoe. Fart, he gasps out as Clint half-drags him through the living room area and into the bedroom. Demisexuals only feel sexual attraction to people they have a strong emotional connection to. Are you gonna wake up and decide to try and kill me again?, Wasn't tryin', Clint murmurs into his pillow. We have, Clint says. Lifted Mjlnir" Wanda said. Maybe it was because she somehow sensed he was the only one not even slightly drunk. Clint is an affectionate drunk, Natasha says, amusement and exasperation coloring her tone. JARVIS, the traitor, Tony mutters and stares at the floor. Marvel: The Beast System Chapter 100, a Marvel + Avengers Crossover Natasha clinks her bottle with Clint's. It's blueberry, his favorite. I've been good! That. Barton are you hugging Cap without his consent? Tony asks, laughter in his voice, from behind Clint. Are you still mad about the thing?. "Mr. Stark this is Michelle Jones. It was obviously not a good idea to play 'never have I ever' with his slightly drunk AcaDec team, but Ned had insisted he should join, especially cause; you were recently stabbed, man, you can't even go out even if you wanted to!' They start to cuddle, an oddity Clint isn't even aware of until one movie night, when he wakes up long after the movie's done and the others have gone to bed. You have reached the end of "Never Have I Ever". Two sets of arrows find their way to the target's center without him really concentrating. He knew Sally was lesbian or bi, but with MJ he didn't know. and "Oh! Clint grins and kisses her cheek. But you can say something you have done like, 'never have I ever eaten a cheeseburger' it just means that you have to drink, like everyone else who has done that particular thing.. What? What Clint doesn't expect is for Thor and Bruce to drink; the first with his usual vigor, the latter with his eyes on the floor and color high in his cheeks. The Avengers And don't use the classified information clause to chicken out when the questions start to get interesting. Tony glares at each and every one in turn, except for Thor, because TMI has always been a bigger problem than the opposite when it comes to him. Peter was happy when he learned that Jessica was discharged, and that she moved in with her new family. Which I'm gonna lie in, whether you're in it or not.. This is going to be so awesome, you guys, he babbles, and don't worry because I totally wasn't going for shawarma this time, I mean I really like it, and I know Thor and Steve do, but Barton, you've got that thing that you get because of Agent and I get it, so we'll just get some pizza or something wait, how do you feel about Greek? That doesn't mean I don't judge you, she says easily and cracks her breakfast muffin in two to share with him. My homework was in the building " Matt explained. It's creepy. Peter smiled, he never knew this. Um, he says. Scott questions and I smirk. It's just bad form. Tony's voice is scratchy from alcohol and sleep, and pre-caffeine muddled, but definitely awake. Then there's cold slipping into the warmth, cool air across his body, and Clint whines low until there's a warm something almost touching him and the mattress has dipped with the added weight. When they do, Clint's up and ready, twisting their arm behind their back and hooking his other arm around their neck. No, I'm- Steve breaks off, brows furrowing. Cindy offered to begin, but Michelle interrupted, setting up some rules first. Peter didn't go to Manhattan very often-usually only to visit the Avengers Tower whenever he received an invitation, which wasn't often. Everything was going great until Y/n accidentally slaughtered her entire family with powers she didn't know she had. Not to mention that Tony's arc reactor has the same eerie blue color as the Tesseract, and it was a strange kind of comfort to wake up and see it lighting up the room; press his fingers against it and hear the faint hum. Good. "Same here," The rest of the junior team says while lifting up their shirts showing similartattoos. Tony, Natasha snaps. "Never Have I Ever had a girlfriend." He looks so goddamn excited it's all Clint can do not to smile at him. Anyways, guys, MJ. The Avengers - Ambiguous Fandom Relationship: Clint Barton/Tony Stark Characters: Clint Barton Tony Stark Steve Rogers Bruce Banner Thor (Marvel) Natasha Romanov Phil Coulson Additional Tags: Fluff and Crack Never Have I Ever Kissing Drunken Shenanigans Language: English Series: Part 1 of Play a Game Next Work Stats: Published: 2014-05-22 Words: Got a hangover, Clint says, but he pushes into it when the hand moves to trail up and down his thigh, slowly, languidly. He's too tired and strung out for anything acrobatic, but he still finds his way to Tony's room. D'nt care. Was it Bucky Barnes? For the first time, it strikes him that Tony's well within his right to kick him out. I don't have a lot of previous experience, Stark, but no. Bruce was on a stool, placing the book he had been reading on the table next to the drinks when the others started talking, and Thor (who sat on a stool he had pulled away from the bar) decided to put his hammer on it. My turn. Right, yeah, that makes me feel a lot better, Tony huffs, but he doesn't move away. Clint was just glad he had been filming it all on his phone ever since Peter admitted to having a boyfriend. All of the Avengers and Wade took a shot or for Wade, a sip of a juice box. Move along, Rhodey continued to scowl, glaring murderously at Tony. Peter had assumed it was some little science project that was supposed to improve his web-shooter fluid or something, but Mr. Stark had sent him an address in lower Manhattan with instructions to come in his suit. He tries to catch the Tony's gaze. Not that fond of the taste, to be fair, but it'll do nicely. When they want to. WHAT HAPPENS WHEN A MURDER VICTIM TURNS UP ON YOUR DOOR? M're comfrtblll. He doesn't manage the whole word, tongue too tired to bother, but Tony laughs anyway. 5 Times Peter Parker Saved an Avenger - Archive of Our Own #spiderman She has a huge crush on a boy named Peter and hopes he likes her back, shes gets bullied by Liz who keeps it suttle so she doesnt get yelled at. The Avengers were shocked. Clint notices Natasha eyeing Tony with a sort of what do you see in that way. One thing was clear. It sounds like a genuine question. Muh?, I'm not gonna send you back into that elevator, Clint says and turns around, slides an arm around Tony's waist and guides him into his apartment. Never have I ever battled motherfucking aliens.. 'kay, Clint says, sensing the opportunity to stay; which means he doesn't need to get dressed again, and then fumble for his own room. You foreseeing a lot of fighting in the future, then? Clint says and raises an eyebrow at him. I'm not really he huffs and his ears grow pinker. As Clint understands, the game's usually a ploy to get laid anyway, which makes him wonder why Tony wants to play it so badly. I don't know, Clint. On really slow nights, when they're bored. Or maybe Clint kisses him. So he kisses her because she's beautiful, and awesome, and cool, and also pretty. The building only fell on the bottom half of me so I just continued to eat my bagel while the ambulance tried to get me from under the building. Rules, shmules. Tony's eyes go fond. It's a little cute and a lot sad, and Clint sighs when he realizes that he's going to accept Tony's invitation. It tickles. Fun thought. Michelle wasn't drinking, she gave a solid excuse of "There has to be someone responsible, and since I am Team Captain now, I will take it.". They went back into the elevator. Peter's first time playing Never Have I Ever and Ned is a little shit and almost outs him because he's drunk. Sometimes you have to do illegal things, Natasha said demurely. Oooh, yes, I like this! Tony says before drinking. Clint starts sneaking into Natasha's room again, and she usually lets him curl up with her, because she knows what horrors lurk in his subconscious. Possibly from Clint. Weak sauce, Sam jeered playfully. Awesome! She's super badass. A small part of his mind had noticed how neither Sally nor MJ had put down their fingers. Did we have make-up sex?. Shuffles a little closer to Tony. What if she got kidnapped, a few months before Harry was born and the Potters got attacked on the faithful Halloween night? No, Clint says, because they didn't. Abe was laughing quite loudly at a joke Charles was telling. They fell into bed and fell out of it again. "In Freshman year at Midtown, when I first became Spidey, I met MJ in class. When Clint wakes the next morning, cotton-mouthed and heavy with a pounding hangover-headache, there's a dick poking into his ass. #starktower "Tonight we were supposed to go out for a birthday dinner but he forgot and we are going to be late. God, shut up, Clint grits out and grabs the remote so he can turn up the sound and drown out Tony's babble. He doesn't want to linger on that thought, but he does. After another moment of the Captain being stiff and awkward, Steve's posture relaxes and his arms come up around Clint's waist. Peter worries too much about his secrets, and Ned doesn't worry at all. Classified information. Danny yells taking a drink and everyone grabs a drink. Don't wait up. He leaves, and Clint looks after him, telling himself firmly that he does not feel rejected. Good night, Clint., Mmmm. He clings to her for another moment before attempting to stand on his own two legs. She is here to pick up Peter for their date that e seems to have not remembered." Clint groans. Dad questions and the juniorteam laugh. Fuck, Tony says and stares at the wall. But she now was at a new school, with new friends and even a boyfriend. Nat, Sam, Clint, and Peter took a shot. And okay, Tony was sort of expected, because, well. Clint squirms underneath the covers, reveling in the softness all around all of him, and lets out a happy noise into the fluffy pillow. Avengers Fanfiction Stories | Quotev Tony sighs again, dramatically, and glances over at Clint to look for a reaction. I wouldn't fuck off if you were interested in more than just casual hook-ups, I mean., Tony leans into the touch, barely, but his eyes don't stray from Clint's. I'm not, Tony says sourly, still massaging the shoulder Clint nearly ripped out of its socket. Please consider turning it on! Does that mean I have to take five swigs?. Sam, youre up!, Never have I everdone butt stuff in the bedroom. Are you trying to get a full set or something? Clint asks, because it's pretty obvious that Thor and Bruce haven't tangoed, and he knows Natasha hasn't slept with any of them aside from Clint, of course, but that's years ago now. So if I don't want to that's not, There's something called asexuality as well, Bruce says. Tony, Steve, Bucky, Nat, Clint, and Bruce took a shot. tip: buffy gen teen AND "no archive warnings apply". ! and feels metal beneath one of his hands instead of flesh, that Clint lets his instinct take the backseat in order for his logic to come through. Guys? Tony says. but he could also hear Sally say 'never have I ever slept with the opposite sex.'. as well as He's not good with relationships. That's why Tony will stop. It's my choice whether to tell the details or not.. And it was for science, Bruce says to Steve, if you wondered. "You've has a girlfriend? Now he had had three shots, like the rest of the team. Tony hasn't said anything while Natasha and Clint are doing what the rest of the team calls 'that mind-melding thing', but he looks twitchy and excited at Natasha's glare. And nobody wants that shit. Clint, Natasha, and Bucky I get, they were assassins and seduction is normal in that field, and everyone knows Im a giant man-whore, but you? left kudos on this work! But when Tony returns with his own VSOP in hand, he hands Clint a bottle of Jim Beam. In the end, he poured out a shot of apple juice and handed it to the pouting teenager. #peterparker I was dirt poor in the great depression. One beat. Peter staired Stark directly in the eyes, slowly raising his glass and finished his drink, keeping a blank the entire time. Anyway, I told everyone we could meet up at seven-ish, get some food, Tony says and waves his hand in a circle for Clint doesn't know, maybe emphasis. Please consider turning it on! It's not about lying, Bruce explains. Awesome, I'll go tell Cap, Tony says and bounces out of there, excitement humming through his whole body. Cindy, Betty, and Flash put down a finger. A shit-eating grin covered his face. Score one for Stark!. Alone. Nice meeting you all." This will probably be a few chapters or series. "You're the worse Clint" Peter said. Will Peter and Maya get a happy ending? It's entertaining, if not hell on the ear drums. I know, Clint. Yesh. And Peter, whose clothes did you steal? Bucky asked. It kind of works, which is good enough, and he turns to wave at Tony and Thor. He pockets the phone but doesn't push Tony away. And then I ran. It's strangely optimistic, for her, and Clint wonders if the crazy genius has grown on her too. It's my vanishing act." Okay, so this is just a book of MCU (mostly Peter Parker centric) one shots with tropes you've read a thousand times. Steve makes another squeaky sound, but less panicked this time, and Clint leans his head on the Captain's shoulder and presses their cheeks together. Natasha plays with the label on her bottle. Sorta, Clint says. I noticed how 'romantic' and 'sexual' are clearly being two separate words here, Tony says, sounding delighted. Please don't expect much, it's rea #avengers Aneesa Qureshi never had much control in her life. She took a shot. Parker (Never Have I Ever) Shira (Never Have I Ever) Zoey (Never Have I Ever) Grief/Mourning Hurt/Comfort Best Friends Developing Relationship Self-Harm Des has a dark side Panic Attacks Single Parents Depression Non-Consensual Groping Teen Pregnancy Dream Dad Devi's life is turned upside down after a night at a party. "Everyone has a hand, so five fingers, and after those, you have to take a shot for every time you have ever done the mentioned thing. Run, he clarifies, forehead creasing. How'd you find out? Tony says, and looks dejected that his big reveal has been taken from him. The Avengers were gathered in the common room, ready with bottles of booze for the drinking game of the century. "When did it happen?". Right! Oh, come on! That's the great thing about being two guys who like to have sex a lot: they get to, well, have sex a lot. avengers fanfiction peter intern meets team cap Yep, you got that right, Tony says and looks down at him. "Never have I ever worn a planting pot on my head," Mom says and I take a drink and see no else do so. Everyone grabs a drink and the junior team in scolded because we are trying to get the alcoholicdrinks, not like it could affect me anyways. It's huge and looks delicious, even if Clint hasn't slept in here before, and he wrestles out of his clothes before flopping onto the bed, naked as hell. Something passes over his face, and Clint figures that Tony's doing the same epiphany-thing as he just did. He's toppy as hell, no matter if he's giving or receiving, but he's adamant that Clint get as many orgasms as himself, and he's really good with some of the triggers Clint has. It's not unheard of or even uncommon it means you're not sexually attracted to anyone., But I was, Steve says, sounding a bit numb. Wanda said. FRIDAY said. He lets it go. Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings, Michelle Jones & Ned Leeds & Peter Parker, Peter Parker & Academic Decathlon Team (Spider-Man: Homecoming), Michelle Jones & Ned Leeds & Peter Parker & Academic Decathlon Team (Spider-Man: Homecoming), Academic Decathlon Team (Spider-Man: Homecoming), Michelle and Peter are both obnoxious to their Feelings. It's early enough in the morning that he can do that without a retaliatory punch. This one counts.". ! They all seemed to collectively cry. Go, all of us. We could go with Greek, Natasha says, and Clint just nods because yeah, sure. Edward had many regrets in life, ones that he probably would never get to remediate forbecause death made a sudden but wild appearance in his life, or so he thought, at least. There certainly wasn't a lot of it in the circus; only a couple of times with Barney and the older kids, mostly just as a ploy for Clint's brother to get laid. Every agent of HYDRA is acquainted with pain of some sort. Stupid Sally. 5 Times The Avengers Broke the Internet and the 1 Time Stony Won The Bet, 2 Times Peter Was Almost Killed and 1 Time Peter and Clint Had 1 Thing In Common, 10 Times An Avenger Picked Him Up From School + 1 Time Tony Did. Tony, Rhodey, Clint, and Natasha all drank. Wouldn't you like to know? Clint says easily and takes another swig of Tony's Jim Beam. Tony makes a 'pssh' noise and pokes around in the fridge for one of his disgusting shakes. Now it's my turn.". You're no fun, Cap. Nice. But I'm still sleepy. He shifts closer, presses more firmly against Clint's back. or The world might know the Avengers as heroes but what's reall. Mmm, neat. It Multi-fandom oneshots. Clint doesn't give him one, so Tony rolls over onto his side on the couch, like a little kid. With the realisation that this was actually pretty funny, came the crashing realisation that it was Ned's turn, NED, who knew his secret, and was drunk. And out of those two, only one can be remedied, I'm afraid. Tony sighs dramatically before he straddles Clint and brushes their lips together. Any trade marks that appear on the site are used without permission and "Right here," I say and lift my shirt up and show him, Ava, Luke, Nova, Danny, and my name tattooed on my ribs in their handwriting. Because because the strings! Clint, are you in fact five? Tony says, but he looks impressed. The elevator dinged. It's important to establish routines. He nods faux-seriously. They were with the mob anyway, they could afford a little lost food., I admire your choice in which establishment to stiff, Tony pointed at Wanda. Tony sighs and burrows deeper into Clint's skin. Of course. Steve's smile turns rueful, and Clint's a little proud that the Cap is slowly learning that sarcasm is the best way to deal with Tony Stark. I'll be updating Solangelo At Hogwarts before the end of today, hopefully close after this is up unless the art isn't attached. He's clearly forgotten where it is, so the chances are big that he'll jump someone else unsuspecting. avengers fanfiction peter intern meets team cap. But fine, okay if your taking a drink could lead to the universe spontaneously imploding, don't do it. I'm not a thirteen year old girl, Stark, Clint says, his voice level. Ey! He curls around Clint, who goes mellow at once. I don't know, Tony whines and flops off Clint onto the sheets beside him. #scarletwitch #nickfury Never Have I Ever, Part 1 Chapter 1, an avengers fanfic - FanFiction.Net But Steve smiles and nods, still looking sad but not too much. Hugging and stuff, that's I like that.. Everyone else, other than Natasha and Clint, had also changed out of their 'work-outfits', though Stark had been wearing those clothes underneath his suit. "Fine. I steal Ned and Tonys clothes.
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